I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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