I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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