Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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