We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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