Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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