is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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