When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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