it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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