Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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