Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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