and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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