and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Someone came in the potted fern
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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