I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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