I accidentally had phone sex last night
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
its not stalking. its research.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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