You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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