I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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