So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Sober January is a disaster.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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