Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
i out mim tonsoeep
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