If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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