Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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