You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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