I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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