STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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