I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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