So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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