I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize