I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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