yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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