i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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