Jerry, you need to find god
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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