So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize