Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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