Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
It's blow job season.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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