But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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