Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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