Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There r osticjed everywhere
Houston, we have a squirter
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
