thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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