You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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