wakey wakey hands off snakey
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The Olympian is in my bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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