Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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