when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
