My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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