I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
