i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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