So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
