he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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