I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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