Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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