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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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