$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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