We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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