we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
they need to just BURY HIM!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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