im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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