is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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