normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We had sex on a dog bed..
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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