it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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