is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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